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          #$            D Y K E  M A G A Z I N E                #$  
          %$               N U M B E R  O N E                   @! 
          @#             Written by: XXXXXXXXX                  @#  
          !&%$^$%#^(*#@$%(*!@#%$)(%$^(*!@$)(%#^(!#$&*@$%!*&#$!%&*# 
 


@#$%$#@^)$%#^)$#@%()_#@$%()$@^(%$#)_&^(#@$_%)(@#$)_%(@$#)_%()$#@_%()#@$_%()_%

                      Part One : Introduction

   This file, in no way, refers to any past magazines that were on the same
   subjects. Meaning, it isn't an HDK wannabe but my own little shit mag.
   Some of you may not like this file, but i guess it's cause you deserved it
   i only ragged on people everyone hated. 
   514, being as k00l as it is. Needed to be talked about. I cannot wait
   to see any ragging by anyone, but it's taking too long so i made this one
   to amuse all. Bashing is an art. I'm but a novice, but i'm learning.
   Greets go to anyone who stand up for themselves. Also to those that
   smoke up. I am writing this stoned and a little drunk. But that's ok.
   [whenever i use brackets , it's to add comments]
 
!#@$)*#@%()@$#%)#@(!$_(#@_$@!#)$_@#$()@_#!$)@_#$)@#_$)@#_)$_@#$)@#_)$@#_$)
                         
                           Mechanix:


Who has never been shafted in some obscene way or has felt like a pile
 of shit when they get demoralized by him ?
Here is a little tribute To The Master:


Date: 12:34 pm  Tue Dec 21, 1993       Number : 50 of 53
From: Mechanix                         Base   : [CCi] General h/P
To  : Phreaker                         Refer #: 49
Subj: Re: Wildcat hacking              Replies: None
Stat: Sent                             Origin : Local
Ph> Kalling all hackerz!! I need info bad on how to hack into and crash a
Ph> WildCat BBS!!! I know of no backdoors or anything to get into Wildcat..
Ph> the only thing i know of is guessing his password but... This
Ph> motherfucker locked me out of my own system and he changed every1 with
Ph> sysop and cosysops passwords... i want to bring that motherfucker
Ph> down!! The bbs # is 210-633-3311 call and do whatever the fuck you want
Ph> to it!
0K D00D!!  DIZ IZ WAT U D0!!$#^  U GET URSELF A BIG hEAVEE ARTILLEREE PEECE!!%
LIK3 A LAW 0R A BAZ00KA!%^  DEN U KALL UP CN/A 0R ThE LAC AND FIND DA GUYZ
ADDREZZ!#%#%  DEN U G0T 2 DRESS UP IN K00L PhIELD PhREAK NINJA B0Y KLOThEZ,
LIKE SUM NIFTEE PARA-MILITAREE WEB GEAR!!#%^  0K, N0W U R SET%$&%$  RITE A
SMALL N0TE DESKRIBING URE ELEET PLAN, AND ENCRYPT IT WITh PCT00LS V.4.3!$#^
N0W, GRAB Y0UR SK00TER, AND SK00T ON DOWN TO ThE GUYZ h0ME!!#%  N0W TAKE
CAREFULL AIM WID URE T0Y, AND BL0W DA h0USE UP!%$%  N0W, QUIK!!!!  RUN!!!  AND
G0 KALL UP S0ME OThER WAREZ B0ARDS, AND POST WAT U DID ON ALL DA SUBS!!!!
ThERE!

M3KANYX

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w0w. i'V3 NEvER lAFFED s0 mUCh WIth SO lITTLE DOPE iN mY bL00D!
i aVE to aDMiT, DAt wAAS a laM3 thING to P0St. 

sOsEE. i dON waNt to bE a DeaD maN so. meChaNIX. i h0Pe i WaS alLOWED TO UsE 
yOUR aLIaS fOR thaT eXaMPUL. kEEp uP Da G00D wORK


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This is a File For all ages. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfickfuck

Me Toasted. I Love Shrooms. 

What Can i talk about. hmm. oh yeah. a few boards..alot of boards suck these 
days. 

Oooh I got Phreaker's reply:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 12:59 am  Fri Dec 24, 1993       Number : 50 of 50
From: Phreaker                         Base   : [CCi] General h/P
To  : Mechanix                         Refer #: None
Subj: Re: wildcat hacking              Replies: None
Stat: Sent                             Origin : 22 Dec 93  12:12:00

-> 0K D00D!!  DIZ IZ WAT U D0!!$#^  U GET URSELF A BIG hEAVEE ARTILLEREE
-> PEECE!!% LIK3 A LAW 0R A BAZ00KA@!!%^  DEN U KALL UP CN/A 0R ThE LAC
-> AND FIND DA GUYZ ADDREZZ!#%#%  DEN U G0T 2 DRESS UP IN K00L PhIELD
-> PhREAK NINJA B0Y KLOThEZ, LIKE SUM NIFTEE PARA-MILITAREE WEB
-> GEAR!!#%^  0K, N0W U R SET%$&%$  RITE A SMALL N0TE DESKRIBING URE
-> ELEET PLAN, AND ENCRYPT IT WITh PCT00LS V.4.3!$#^ N0W, GRAB Y0UR
-> SK00TER, AND SK00T ON DOWN TO ThE GUYZ h0ME!!#%  N0W TAKE CAREFULL
-> AIM WID URE T0Y, AND BL0W DA h0USE UP!%$%  N0W, QUIK!!!!  RUN!!!  AND
-> G0 KALL UP S0ME OTHER WAREZ B0ARDS, AND POST WAT U DID ON ALL DA
-> SUBS!!!! THERE!

        uhh thankz... but you got any udder ideas?! i'll resort to this
if i have to...
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Amazing, didn't even notice that he was getting shafted...
Mechanix, I hope one day I can be as nasty as you.

@#!$##@%#$%^&%#&(*&@%$^($@%^*)(!#&%$*#!(%$&#!)^*&~#@$%)(!$#&%)(&@#$%()!#$&%)
                         bbs's to call up d00dz

(XXX)XXX-XXXX  Dark Wolf bbs                              [14400] (RENEGADE)
(XXX)XXX-XXXX  UnderGround Chaos HPVCAT                   [144OO] (RENEGADE)
(514)487-3620 Slaughterhouse True 0-2 days H/p support   [14400] (RENEGADE)
                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                W-0-W. 2 daYZ?!?! MInE'Z 3 !! DamN Nab IT!

@$#%$#^(*%$#^*%$#(^)#@$%_&$#@%^)$@*^($%#^*)#$%@^q*_%@$^*%$@()^_*$@)_^*($_@)^*@

Mother. Do you want to Bash heads with me? I can show you what it's like.

  Shrooms/
got some shrooms
in my room
pigs come in,
and take my shrooms
how much?
not much
but no more mush
pigs suck
get stoned
get high
watever
do mush
with pudding
or pizza
or a big brown shoe

it's better than hemroids
and it lasts longer too


!@#$)(*!@#%$($#@%*#@*!%(#@!$*@*!#$()!@#$*@#!$()*!@$_+)$^%_)$@*%()!@$*@#)(!$*

                       EeeeeeDIots Of Da month

a cOnVeRsatIon On LaMeMaztER MaDe ME dizcOvR a K00L Kid named snifer
(aka megaman or TroJaNZ PoWEr) . Now. after Telling Me he couLd ProgRaM VirusEs 
I ProCeeDED TO FiND OUT Just Wat. he Callz EleeTE bbs's Such az UnDErGROund 
ChaOS. (whish ReMindz ME of SomeTing) WiCh iZ a JoKE ON iT's Own...


From Snifer:  non.. je fait des trojan en Qbasic sans joke.. je suis en
train de faire un remplacement de COMMAND.COM
[wow : delete c:\*.*]

From Snifer: la j'ai fait un prog qui peux faire des ansi BOMB
[you make ansi BOMBS? that's amazing, i love ansi BOMBS.]

YUP. Cool Kid.
I InClooDeD dE FIlE For Youze/
ansibo11.zip

Tazmanian Devil: You are the biggest cocksucker.
                 I hope your dad rapes you.

Date: 7:58 am  Wed Dec 22, 1993        Number : 44 of 54
From: Tazmanian Devil                  Base   : // XLł Sysops //
To  : Violator                         Refer #: 41
Subj: Re: .                            Replies: None
Stat: Sent                             Origin : Local


Vi>  TD> Hello, so what are you people doing tomorrow? Nothing much eh?,
Vi>  TD> Well ive  got news for ya, ill be getting NOTHING for Christmas.
Vi>
Vi>         wrong base for sympathy. you deserve nothing.

    Whoops, it slipped my mine, i meant im getting a 3.5 gigabyte and Ingo's
buying my 525.

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Wh00PS!!@# It SLiPed MY MYND!! I MenT IM GEtTING a 3.5 GyGABiTe and InG0'z
BuYing My 525$!#@$#@

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Oh Yeah. Here'S Da UnDEGwounD Chaos appwIcaTIon:!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                         ŚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄśś ś   ś śśÄÄÄÄæ
                       °±²Ū UCT Application Form   Ū²±°
                         ĄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ śś ś   ś śśÄÄÄÄÄÄÄŁ

    ŚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Ä śś ś Which Function   śś Ä ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄæ
    ³   ž PBX.VMB Hacker  ž [ś] ž            ž Cracker        ž [ś] ž     ³
    ³   ž BBS     Hacker  ž [ś] ž            ž Coder          ž [ś] ž     ³
    ³   ž Ansi Maker      ž [ś] ž            ž Head Quarter   ž [ś] ž     ³
    ³   ž Vga Maker       ž [ś] ž            ž Dist. Site     ž [ś] ž     ³
    ³   ž Musician        ž [ś] ž            ž Courrier       ž [ś] ž     ³
    ĄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Ä śś ś       ś śś Ä ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄŁ
       ŚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄśś śś śśÄÄÄÄÄÄæ
     °±²Ū  Send this App to  Ū²±°
       ĄÄÄÄÄśś ś  śśÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄŁ

         UnderGround Chaos Node 1   +1[514] 366-8572 <-144OO
         UnderGround Chaos Node 2   +1[514] OPN-SOON <-144OO
         UnderGround Chaos Node 3   +1[514] OPN-SOON <-24OO       
         UnderGround Chaos Node 4   +1[514] OPN-SOON <-?????     

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let's analyze this thing.

First off: 
PBX-VMB Hacking is so easy, even Dave H. has one. (1-800-521-7047)
             (Oh yeah try calling Acidic Liquid's VMB. Real rapper
BBS Hacker: IT'S NOT HACKING. IT'S CRASHING AND IT SUCKS.
Head Quarter: Learn How to spell asshole.

3 nodes coming. Shit. Who the fuck is dumb enough to want to carry that 
reputation with them?

Dave H, Golbez, Golderack whatever... go away. No one likes you.
Now. Let's log onto his board:


                                    ÜÜÜÜÜ
                              ÜÜÜŪŪŪ²²²±±±°°
                          ÜÜŪŪ²²²±±±°°°
                        ÜŪ²²±±°°
ÜÜÜÜÜÜ                ÜŪ²±°                     ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ                   ÜÜÜÜÜ
±±±±±±ŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪÜÜÜÜ   Ū²±°                    ÜŪŪßß   ßßŪŪÜ    ÜÜÜÜŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪ±±±±±
°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±ŪßÜÜÜŪŪŪŪŪŪÜÜÜ          ÜŪŪß          Ū±° ŪŪ±±±±±±±±±±±±°°°°°
      °°°°°°°°°°° ÜŪŪßß      ßßßŪŪŪÜÜÜ ÜÜŪŪß             °  ±±°°°°°°°°°°°°
                 °ŽŪ               ßßßÜßß                °  °°
                  ŪŪŪÜ     ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßŪŪßÜßŪ²ßŪÜÜÜÜÜÜ     Ü²±°
                 ŽŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪ²²±±°° ŽŻ ÜŪÜ Ž²±°ŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪ²±°
                 ŽŪŪŪŪ²²±±°°  ÜÜŪŪŪŪ²± ŪŪ²±°   ßßßŪŪŪŪŪŪŪ²±°
                  Ū²±°°     ÜŪŪŪŪŪŪŪ²± ŪŪ²²±±°  °    ßßŪ²±°
                   ß   °° ÜŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪ²±  ß Ū²²±±°    °°°
                         ÜŪŪßßßÜÜÜ Žßß ŪßÜ ÜÜÜ   °  °            NM-[iCE]
                         ÜÜ Ūß Ž±   ß  Ž   ß±  Ūß ÜÜ
                         Ž±     ß           ß     Ž±
                          ß                       ß

                      U N D E R G R O U N D    C H A O S


[iCE Ripoff. Nice Touch. You should be hung, or worse, i should show this
to ice, i'm sure they would be very pleased]


Da eleete application. These questions were so hard man.

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Do you agree that this BBS is Private and H/P/C/A/V Oriented? Yes

Are you willing to join UCT? No  [Are you kidding? That's like slitting my 
                                  wrists]

Okay... If you say so... Please tell me what does the following means:

H/P/C/A/V : hack/phreak/card/anarchy/virus  [ooh, like anyone doesnt know it]
LD : Long Distance                          [haha]
PBX : Private.Branch.eXchange               [sigh]
UC :                                        [beats me]
VMB : voice.mail.box                        [Can you say...Brain Surgeon?]
KKK : klukluxklan                           [Great, A fucking biggot]
VAX: virtual address eXtension              [Like he knows what it is]
VMS: virtual memory system                  [Must've just got an acronym list]]
UNiX:                                       [Unix doesn't stand for anything
                                                                       does it?]

   Ok... write me a letter and you'll be validated within the next 24 hours



You must now send a newuser application letter to the SysOp.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Another GREAT announcment by:GolBeZ #1



Comin' this Christmas... Node 2 and 3 will surely open in the vacations...
Let's hope...[Not!]
             
I need Programmers/Artists/Coders/Musicians for UCT
Email me if interested...[Not!]

I should put a ratio for 24OO lamers.... You're blocking the line when 144OO
could call... Just a hint: Do Not D/L something bigger than 15Ok, ok? It goes
for Co-Sysops too (This means you, MindMaster) [2400 rocks]

First UCT Packages is for January '94
                              [oh shit, i guess i will write another mag :)]


[Gotta Love this one]  ----
                Hope You All 24oo Users Will
                      Get A REAL Modem....        From: GolBeZ
                                                         MindMaster
  My Christmas Gift: No Ratio For Everybody               Flow !Live
                       On December 24th And 25th           Rubicant
                                                            Puppy

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Scan for New Leeching [Y/N] ?Y

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 ^^^^^^^^^^^^              By: Mega_Man
[LooK! It's The ANSI BOMB] Traducted By: Stealth Implanter
                           Uploaded by The Sinister on 12/23/93

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*BOMBSQAD.ZIP   Unvalid    Ben pratique pour empecher un prog. que lon veut
                           tester d'ecrire, de lire ou de formater
                           le disque-dur...
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*CHECKEXE.ZIP   Unvalid    Ce programme affiche toute les chaines de caracter
                           de plus de 3 car... Pour trouver les messages
                           contenus dans les trojans BS...
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This is the kind of messages I found. Pathetic

Date: 7:17 pm  Fri Dec 17, 1993        Number : 1 of 9

From: Blue Devil                       Base   : UCN PBX.VAX.VMS.UNiX
To  : All                              Refer #: None
Subj: Voice Mail Box                   Replies: 1
Stat: Unsent                           Origin : Local


 How do you make a 1-800 Voice Mail Box? (without paying of course!)



              Blue Devil

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Date: 11:03 am  Sat Dec 18, 1993       Number : 2 of 9
From: Golbez                           Base   : UCN PBX.VAX.VMS.UNiX
To  : Blue Devil                       Refer #: 1
Subj: Re: Voice Mail Box               Replies: 1
Stat: Unsent                           Origin : Local

BD>  How do you make a 1-800 Voice Mail Box? (without paying of course!)

Scan.   [HOLY SHIT! HOW DID HE FIGURE THAT ONE OUT?]

Master GolBeZ śUCTś

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Date: 2:26 pm  Tue Dec 21, 1993        Number : 4 of 9
From: The Sinister                     Base   : UCN PBX.VAX.VMS.UNiX
To  : Blue Devil                       Refer #: 3
Subj: Re: Voice Mail Box               Replies: 1
Stat: Unsent                           Origin : Local

BD>  I know.. but how do you take it fro the InfoMail to make it yours?!!

    Phreaker's secret.. [gna gna. i'm a phreaker!]

                                  Thä ė­ļ­ėēäā [doh!]

E.g. Send me a few virii and I'll tell yah.. [how bout a kick in the head?]
                                       

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Date: 6:09 pm  Thu Dec 23, 1993        Number : 7 of 9
From: Deathwish                        Base   : UCN PBX.VAX.VMS.UNiX
To  : All                              Refer #: None
Subj: PBX's                            Replies: 1
Stat: Unsent                           Origin : Local

Hello everyone do you got any PBX's to give me cause i need to call Sinister's
bbs!! thanks a lot bye! 
                                           Deathwish

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Date: 10:32 pm  Mon Dec 20, 1993       Number : 1 of 1
From: Mega_man                         Base   : UCN Drugs/Deals
To  : All                              Refer #: None
Subj: ahaah                            Replies: None
Stat: Unsent                           Origin : Local

hahaha Drugs/Deals heheheheh toute une seXion .. hehehehe
pas grand monde qui ont des deal ca l'air....
  

MeGaMaN  [hehehahah. SeXIon!!! hahahhehehhho. No deals!@ No DEals@@!]

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Salut vous autre!

J'aimerais bien commencer a hacker des BBS avec des petits trojans qui cherche
les "USER.*" pis qui les copient dans le directory de d/l... Mais je veux
faire mes prog moi-meme... j'ai l'intention d'essayer avec Vbasic car c'est
mon language prefer‚ meme si c pas le meilleur...
Mais j'aimerais bien que qqun me donne une couple de numeros de BBS BS pour
tester mes progs, pis aussi puisque rechercher un fichier, meme avec Vbasic,
c long... pis ca pourrait alerter le sysop... faque si on pourrait me donner
une couple de directory que les BBS (style RENEGADE, WW(qqchose), pis d'autres
aussi utilisent pour stoquer leur files...
Dans le genre de o— ils mettent leurs fichiers a d/l, o— est leur user.*
ect...            [oh christ. this idiot can't even find the right dirs.]

Merci d'avance
MegadethMegadethMegadethMegadethMegadethMegadethMegadethMegadethMegadeth


Hey GolBrain. MY alias is PAIN. L00SER.

$#@(%*#$@(%*@#!$_)(#@!_$)(#%)($#@%)*!@#$)(@!#$_@!($%_)@#!$_$#@(%$#)@%($#)%(

                            Gossip
                            ~~~~~~
Hour Magazine recently published an interview with Sigmond Sl0meau.

Because of this Interview, ( In which he stated some bad habits)
people seem to think that he is in trouble. Also the fact that those 
fucking idiot kids' (get out often?) blew some fingers off playing with 
explosives from some AnArChY FileZ. I wanted to tell those people something.

-ahem-

IF YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO PLAY WITH EXPLOSIVES WITH NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE THE
CHANCES OF AN ACCIDENT ARE HIGH. THEREFORE DONT PLAY WITH FIRE UNLESS YOU 
WANT TO GET BURNED. Thank-you thank-you. please stop the applauds. 

-Ahem- . I don't think that any bbs is responisble for this incident since all 
the t-files did was encourage them to create the bombs. You can get instructions
at school if you listened well in Chem Class...


Other news...YiPeE YaHoo The graphix revolution is in process.
I knew it would happen.

Enter GRiP/AD: 
3 weeks ago: King of New Art
these days: SHIT

Magnetic M left for ACiD-The Duellist left for ACiD-Manditory Suicide went 
down-Their Pbx is down, meaning some of them can't get in touch with The night
Prowler-And their last ansi pack was mediocre-Deeply Disturbed joined Eternity.

Too bad though. Prospecting group. 

Bagman is still ELiTE. You fat ass sack of shit. LEARN HOW TO ARTICULATE.

Spontaneous Combustion became CCiNet's 514 HUB. Which makes the board ALOT
better. 
NSUNet is gone whoknowswhere. TeXas maybe... that whole thing was 
nothing but trouble. 
A board named Cult of Darkness, don't call, it sucks.
At least half the Quebec population have gone to Florida.

I worship NuKE and Phalcon/Skism. 'nuff said

%@$#^)#($^%$)_E^)$@%#()#@!$%(@#!_)$(!)+_%($@)^_98%$@)^(%$@_)^($@%)_^()_#$%(!^


Well I'm bored. It's Christmas day and I got fucking gift certificates
for some book store. Gipped.


That concludes Dyke Magazine No.1.

*Hopefully* there will be another one...


'Hipsters unite, Come Align for the big fight to rock for you
 But beware all those angels with their wings glued on
 Cause deep down, we are frightened and we're scared'


                 Sponsored by: Ibanez for the guitar
                               Domino's (Wit Da Little Italian) for the laugh
                               Mcdonalds for the Combo #2
                               Star d'un Soir Productions for my g-friend
                               Hydropnics (they helped sooo much)
                               Tmr Trinity Hq's for the moral support
                               Snoop Doggy Dog for sucking
                               Lexus Lifted Fog Lights for causing blindness
                               Miller Draft for the awesome feeling
                               Celebrity (eternity ripoff)
                               AiC for Right Turn
                               STP for Creep
                               DLC for Power
                               Goober Choc. Peanuts (missles)
                               Tivoli [ww2]
                               HudSon rocks
                               Classical Guitar [IT IS BETTER THAN COUNTRY]

If you want to contact me, call 733-1603 and log on as:

Dyke
pw:dyke
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